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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Razor Raymon" data-source="post: 1293991" data-attributes="member: 45937"><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Ted: $10.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: You don't know Maths.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Ted: You don't know my father! </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Mother: David, come here. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>David: Yes, mum.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding you now. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8 </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Father: So?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8. On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Girl: Do you love me? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Boy: Yes Dear.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Girl: Would you die for me? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Boy: No, mine is undying love</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Man: How old is your father? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Boy: 1 year older then me</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Man: How can that be?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Boy: He became a father only when I was born </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything! </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Son: That's why I say she's no good!</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: Where were you born?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Student: Singapore, Sir. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: Which part?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Student: All of me, Sir.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: How come you do not comb your hair? </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Teacher: Use your dad's then.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>A boy came home from school with his exam results. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>"What did you get?" asked his father.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>"My marks are under water," said the boy. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>"What do you mean 'under water'?"</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: blue"><strong>" They are all below 'C' (sea) level!"</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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