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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Halo" data-source="post: 1553557" data-attributes="member: 31760">Teacher teaching algebra to studentA=B=Cit means A=Csir asked 2 giv exampl 4 itstudent:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughterNow you can see what's hiddenDad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in the ground. Same way u r always my friend whether u r in central jail or mental hospital...TEACHER: u call ur mother as MUM. What will u call ur mother's younger sister & elder sis? Sardar:so simple,i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUMHow to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....Wife 2 Husband,'See That's My First Boy-Friend At The Bar, He Is Drinking Since I Left Him 10 Years Ago !' Husband,"Nonsense ! No One Can Celebrate That Long !.A Son at college wanted more money.He sent a telegram to his father"NO MONEY.NO FUN.UR SON."The father replied:"HOW SAD,TOO BAD,UR DAD!!Frog goes 2 astrologer 2 know its future.Ast:u'll meet a young girl who wants 2 no evrythg abt u.Frg:Grt! wen & whr?Ast:Nxt semster in biology lab.Boy:I'll climb d tallest mount,swim d deepest ocean,walk on hot coal barefoot,jus 4u..!Girl:So sweet! Can u come 2meet me ?Boy:Not now,its raining..Judge: U r crossing the limits.Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?Judge: How dare you call me saala?Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?</blockquote>

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