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Message: <blockquote data-quote="nikini" data-source="post: 33852" data-attributes="member: 1950"><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher :What happened in 1869? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Student:Gandhi ji was born. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher :What happened in 1873? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Student:Gandhiji was four years old.   </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>-------------------------------------------- -------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher :Ramya and Shilpa!,why are you late for school,today? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Shilpa:Madam,I lost a one rupee coin and was searching for it. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teachear:Ramya,what about you? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Ramya:Madam,,I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>under my </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>feet. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>------------------------------------------------ ---- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Question:What is the fullform of maths.   </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Anwser:Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>------------------------------------------------ ---- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Kupli :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Annadurai :A holiday </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>----------------------------------------- ----------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Which is the pan in which we cannot fry something?...... </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>japan </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>------------------------------------------------ ---- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>it. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher :Why? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>------------------------------------------ ----------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>.Then,what is my age? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>STUDENT:32 yrs. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher:How do you know? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>-------------------------------------------- -------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher:Ramu,get up.How can you sleep in my class? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Ramu:I can teacher,if you keep your voice down. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>------------------------------------------- ---------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher: Where does God live? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom. </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher: Why do you say that? </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>'God, </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>are you still in there?' </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>----------------------------------------- ----------- </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher:"What is your name?". </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Teacher: "When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." </em></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Magenta"><strong><em>Student:"My name is Sunlight </em></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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