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<blockquote data-quote="chamax" data-source="post: 84037" data-attributes="member: 2474"><p>Man comes home , finds his wife with his</p><p>friend in bed . He shoots</p><p>his friend to death .</p><p>Wife says "If you behave like this, you</p><p>will lose ALL your friends" .</p><p></p><p>> >> *****</p><p></p><p>Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother"</p><p>Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER"</p><p></p><p>> >> *****</p><p></p><p>What is the definition of Mistress?</p><p>Someone between the Mister and Mattress</p><p></p><p>> >> *****</p><p></p><p>Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of</p><p>WIFE??</p><p>Without Information F ighting Everytime</p><p>Wife replies," No, It means ,</p><p>W ith Idiot F or Ever !!!"</p><p></p><p>> >> ***********************</p><p></p><p>Three Feelings:</p><p>What's the difference between stress,</p><p>tension and panic?</p><p>Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension</p><p>is when girlfriend is pregnant,</p><p>and Panic is when both are pregnant.</p><p></p><p>> >> *************</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chamax, post: 84037, member: 2474"] Man comes home , finds his wife with his friend in bed . He shoots his friend to death . Wife says "If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends" . > >> ***** Small Boy wrote to Santa Claus," send me a brother" Santa wrote back," SEND ME YOUR MOTHER" > >> ***** What is the definition of Mistress? Someone between the Mister and Mattress > >> ***** Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information F ighting Everytime Wife replies," No, It means , W ith Idiot F or Ever !!!" > >> *********************** Three Feelings: What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and Panic is when both are pregnant. > >> ************* [/QUOTE]
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