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Message: <blockquote data-quote="northtech" data-source="post: 2201088" data-attributes="member: 8239"><p style="text-align: center">JUST CHILL</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">1. If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry!</p> <p style="text-align: center">Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">2. Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like</p> <p style="text-align: center">expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">Think about it.</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">3. Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,</p> <p style="text-align: center">but what we are inside</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">4. Don't walk as if you rule the world,</p> <p style="text-align: center">walk as if you don't care who rules the world!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">5. Every lady hopes </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">that her daughter will marry a better man than she did</p> <p style="text-align: center">and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">6. He was a good man. He never smoked, drank had no affair.</p> <p style="text-align: center">When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.</p> <p style="text-align: center">They said</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">, he who never lived, cannot die!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">7. A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles?</p> <p style="text-align: center">He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">8. So many options for suicide: </p> <p style="text-align: center">Poison, sleeping pills, hanging,</p> <p style="text-align: center">jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, </p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">but we chose Marriage, slow sure!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">9. Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!</p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center">10. All desirable things in life are either</p> <p style="text-align: center">illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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