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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 803600" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Just for laugh</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">1. Girls are like an internet virus: they enter your life, scan your pockets, transfer money, edit your mind, downloads their problems and deletes your smile...</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">2. Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! .....</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">3. Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">A: About 45 pounds!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">4. WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">5. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">You don't, you've told her twice already!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">6. What is the thinnest book in the world?</span></strong></p><p>What Men Know About Women...?</p><p></p><p>7. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...</p><p></p><p>8. God made man and then was rested. God made women and then no one has rested!!!</p><p></p><p>9. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?</p><p>Magnets have a positive side!</p><p></p><p>10. He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppy disk into her hotmail she screamed Yahoo!</p><p></p><p>11. 99.99% accidents are caused by women...firstly when they get confused...they press gas instead of breaks....secondly when they wear hot clothes...men r too busy checking them out....</p><p></p><p>12. All gal say I am not like other gal "I am different" (all r same)...</p><p></p><p>13. If a gal says she has told no one the secret....u should assume she has already told to her best friend.</p></blockquote><p></p>

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