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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 309047" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Just Jokes..</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Letter to Company After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Well, what do you think?" his wife asked smiling.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Dress Code Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The man replied, "That's one of the benefits you get of owning the company"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The Witness An old man was a witness in a burglary case.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">"Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it."</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?"</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?" </span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 309047, member: 8568"] [CENTER][SIZE="5"][B][COLOR="Blue"]Just Jokes..[/COLOR][/B][/SIZE][B][COLOR="Blue"][/color][/b][/CENTER][B][COLOR="Blue"] Letter to Company After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and paper items. "Well, what do you think?" his wife asked smiling. "Next time," he replied. "I'm writing to General Motors!" Dress Code Employed by the human-development center of a corporation in the Midwest, my friend trains employees in proper dress codes and etiquette. One day as she was stepping onto the elevator, a man casually dressed in jeans and a golf shirt got on with her. Thinking of her responsibilities, she scolded, "Dressed a little casually today, aren't we?" The man replied, "That's one of the benefits you get of owning the company" The Witness An old man was a witness in a burglary case. The defense lawyer asked Richard, "Did you see my client commit this burglary?" "Yes," said Richard , "I saw him plainly take the goods." The lawyer asks Richard again, "Richard, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my client commit this crime?" "Yes" says Richard, "I saw him do it." Then the lawyer asks Richard, "Richard listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight probably is bad. Just how far can you see at night?" Richard says, "I can see the moon, how far is that?" [/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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