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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ashanfdo" data-source="post: 79531" data-attributes="member: 2329">The story... > The wife comes home early &finds her husband in > their master bedroom > making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady! > "You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you > doing? How dare you > do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your > children! I'm > leaving this house, I want a divorce!" > The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before > you leave, at least > listen to what happened" > "Hmm, I don't know, well, it'll be the last thing I > will hear from > you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig, you!" > The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While > driving home this > young lady asked for a ride. I saw her so > defenseless that I went ahead > and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was > very thin, not well > dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that at she > had not eaten for 3 > days. > With great compassion I brought her home and warmed > up the enchiladas > that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat > because you're afraid > you'll gain weight; the poor thing practically > devoured them." > "Since she was very dirty I asked if she wanted to > take a shower. > While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were > dirty and full of > holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed > clothes, I gave her > the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, > that you can no longer > wear because they are too tight on you, > I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our > anniversary and you > don't wear because I don't have good taste." > "I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for > Christmas that you > will not wear just to bother my sister and I also > gave her the boots > that you bought at the expensive boutique that you > never wore again > after you saw your co-worker wearing the same pair." > The husband continues his story . . . . . > "The young woman was very grateful to me and I > walked her to the > door.When we got to the door she turned around and > with tears coming > out of her eyes, she asks me: > "Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does > not use?"</blockquote>

Verification: Asuwa dahayen wadi kalama keeyada?

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