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Message: <blockquote data-quote="D.S.M" data-source="post: 8583208" data-attributes="member: 284209">Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman’s underwear?A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?A: Because they are tired of using their own.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Q: What's common between men and video?A: Both go backward...forward. ..backward. ..forward. ..backward. ...forward. ......  stop and eject------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are fucked up.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfactionA: A teabag.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----qualities to be a perfect wife:BeautifulResponsibleEnergeticAdorableSweetTruthfulSelf-Organized.In short, she must have good  B.R.E.A.S.T. S------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.------------ --------Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?A:When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is Sociology.----------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 males a day.------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt.Guess where it would have bitten?The boy's hand.----------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath, Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed.Tarzan asked 'Why '?The animals told him......... ..'Your tail is in the front'</blockquote>

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