<~~KAKKA THREAD~~>

ram4mira

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  • Jan 14, 2007
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    Guy's i found this through Facebook......
    This is Awesomeeeeee!!!

    1.GHOST KAKKA
    the kind where you feel the kakka come out
    but there is no kakka in the toilet...

    2 CLEAN KAKKA
    the kind where you kakka it out,see it iin the toilet, but there is nothing in the tissue paper.

    3 WET KAKKA.
    the kind where you wipe your butt 50 times but you
    still feel unwiped,so you have to put some tisssue between your butt and underwear/briefs so u wont ruin them with stains

    4SECOND WAVE KAKKA
    this happens when youve done your kakka-ing and you have pulled your pants up to your knees ... then you realise you have to kakka some more


    5 .POP- A- VEIN- IN -YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA
    the kind where you STRAIN so much to get it out that you almost have a stroke ...

    6.LINCOLN LOG KAKKA
    the kind of kakka thats sooooo huge you are afraid to flush before first breaking it down to little pieces with the toilet brush

    7.GASSY KAKKA
    its so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling


    8 DRINKERS KAKKA
    the kind of kakka u have after a long night of drinking
    its most noticable traits are its skid marks at the bottom of the toilet

    9 CORN KAKKA
    the kind of kakka where the corn looks like raisins in a muffin.

    10 GEE- I- WISH- I- COULD- KAKKA KAKKA
    the kind where you want to kakka but all you are doing is sitting on the toilet and farting a few times

    11.SPINAL TAP KAKKA.
    thats where it hurts so bad coming out that youd swear it was coming out sideways!

    12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA
    otherwise known as The Michael Schumacher kakka...
    the kind that comes out so fast,your butt cheks get splashed with water

    13.THE DANGLING KAKKA
    the kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done kakkain it!so you just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.

    14.THE SURPRISE KAKKA!
    You are not even in the toilet because you are sure you just want to fart,but ......OOPPPSS!!!!
    A KAKKA!!


    You can add other kakka's as well!!
    Enjoy!
    and have a Kakkafull day!


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