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<blockquote data-quote="supzter" data-source="post: 10353308" data-attributes="member: 319398"><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Yaluwane me post eka liyala thibbe fb eke mage elama ela sahodarayek.....meka kiyewwama kochchara hina giyada kiyanawanam, mama hithuwa oyalath ekkath share karanna.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>WARNING - APPIRIYA HADENA AYA BALEEMEN WALAKINNA.</strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Which of these has ever happend to you (if not all).....tell the truth</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Nothing but the truth...<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/nerd.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":nerd:" title="Nerd :nerd:" data-shortname=":nerd:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>1. GHOST KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>there is no kakka in the toilet.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>2. CLEAN KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>nothing on the toilet paper.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>3. WET KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>4. SECOND WAVE KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>you have to kakka some more.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>have a stroke.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>7. GASSY KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>8. DRINKER'S KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>on the bottom of the toilet.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>9. CORN KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>sit on the toilet and fart a few times.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sorry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":sorry:" title="Sorry :sorry:" data-shortname=":sorry:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>it was leaving you sideways.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>(The Michael Schumacher Kakka):</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>water.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>13. THE DANGLING KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA:</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/eek.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek:" title="eek :eek:" data-shortname=":eek:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/oo.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":oo:" title="Oo :oo:" data-shortname=":oo:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/baffled.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":baffled:" title="Baffled :baffled:" data-shortname=":baffled:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/no.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":no:" title="No :no:" data-shortname=":no:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/sad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Sad :(" data-shortname=":(" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="supzter, post: 10353308, member: 319398"] [SIZE="3"][B]Yaluwane me post eka liyala thibbe fb eke mage elama ela sahodarayek.....meka kiyewwama kochchara hina giyada kiyanawanam, mama hithuwa oyalath ekkath share karanna. [/B][/SIZE] [COLOR="Red"][SIZE="4"][B]WARNING - APPIRIYA HADENA AYA BALEEMEN WALAKINNA.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE="3"][B]Which of these has ever happend to you (if not all).....tell the truth Nothing but the truth...:nerd::nerd::nerd: 1. GHOST KAKKA: The kind where you feel the kakka come out, but there is no kakka in the toilet.:shocked::shocked: 2. CLEAN KAKKA: The kind where you kakka it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.:no::no: 3. WET KAKKA: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels n-wiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.:sorry::sorry: 4. SECOND WAVE KAKKA: This happens when you're done kakka-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to kakka some more.:P:P:P 5. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD KAKKA: The kind where you Strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.:(:(:(:( 6. LINCOLN LOG KAKKA: The kind of kakka that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.:growl::growl: 7. GASSY KAKKA: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.:rofl::rofl::rofl: 8. DRINKER'S KAKKA: The kind of kakka you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.:rolleyes::rolleyes: 9. CORN KAKKA: The kind of kakka where the corn look like raisins in a muffin.:lol::lol: 10. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-KAKKA KAKKA: The kind where you want to kakka but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.:sorry::sorry: 11. SPINAL TAP KAKKA: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.:angry::angry::angry: 12. WET CHEEKS KAKKA (The Michael Schumacher Kakka): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.:lol::lol::lol: 13. THE DANGLING KAKKA: This kakka refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done kakka-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.:oo::oo::oo::oo::oo: 14. THE SURPRISE KAKKA: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a kakka!:eek::oo::baffled::no::(:shocked::rofl::P:lol: [/B][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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