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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jmseads" data-source="post: 802717" data-attributes="member: 28572">Teacher tells a student a=b, b=c        implies a=c. Tell me an example.       Student : I love u - u love your                      daughter - so I love your daughter. 2) Its funny when people discuss over     "love marriage" and "arranged marriage"    It is like asking a person if he would    like to "hang himself" or "shoot himself". 3) What is a girl friend?     Addition of problems, subtraction of    money, multiplication of enemies &    division of friends. 4) A married man was asked to perform his SWOT (Strength,        Weakness, Opportunity , Threat) Analysis.    He said, my strength is my wife.    My weakness is my neighbours wife.    Opportunity comes when neighbour goes out.    Threat comes when I myself go out  5)Guide: "I welcome you all to Niagara Falls .     These are the world's largest waterfalls and     the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20   supersonic planes passing by can't be heard.   Now may I request the ladies to keep quite so that   we can hear the Niagara Falls?" ***********************</blockquote>

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