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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Diego97" data-source="post: 5938943" data-attributes="member: 143245"><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days". Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!" </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">The man continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then he ands the bottle to the woman. The woman nods her head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the man. The man takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the woman. </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">The woman asks, "Aren't you having any?" The man replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...." </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">MORAL OF THE STORY: </span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: DarkRed"><span style="font-size: 12px">Men are clever.... Don't mess with them</span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

Verification: Nawa warak dahaya keeyada? (Namaya wadi kireema dahaya)

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