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Message: <blockquote data-quote="shanerandi" data-source="post: 11831292" data-attributes="member: 8765">____________________________________TEACHER: Miriam, go to the map and find North America ..MIRIAM: Here it is.TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS: Miriam.____________________________________TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.________________________________________ __TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'TEACHER: No, that's wrongGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.________________________________________ ____TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD: H I J K L M N O.TEACHER: What are you talking about?DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.__________________________________TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE: Me!________________________________________ __TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are._______________________________________TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. 'MILLIE: I is..TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.______________________________________TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.______________________________TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog...___________________________________TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?HAROLD: A teacher</blockquote>

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