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<blockquote data-quote="pooh27" data-source="post: 201401" data-attributes="member: 9027"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>MARIA: Here it is.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>CLASS: Maria.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ ______</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L" </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: No, that's wrong</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ _________ _____</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>DONALD: H I J K L M N O.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: What are you talking about?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ ____</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>have ten years ago.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>WINNIE: Me!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ _________</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>MILLIE: I is...</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ ___ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>cherrytree, but also admitted it. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong> Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ ________</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>your brother's. Did you copy his? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>____________ _________ _________ _____ </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>people are no longer interested? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong>HAROLD: A teacher.</strong></span></span></p><p><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pooh27, post: 201401, member: 9027"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="4"][B]TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ ____ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR] :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/QUOTE]
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