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<blockquote data-quote="gayaru" data-source="post: 2098621" data-attributes="member: 59946">TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Here it is.TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Correct. Now class, who discovered&nbsp; America ?CLASS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Maria.____________ _________ _________ ______TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You told me to do it without using tables.____________ _________ _________ _________ ___&gt;TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Glenn, how do you spell &quot;crocodile?&quot;GLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L&quot;TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No, that's wrongGLENN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.____________ _________ _________ _________ _____TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; H I J K L M N O.TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; What are you talking about?DONALD:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Yesterday you said it's H to O.____________ _________ _________ ____TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn'thave ten years ago.WINNIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; Me!____________ _________ _________ _________ ___TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Glen, why do you always get so dirty?GLEN:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.____________ _________ _________ _________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Millie, give me a sentence starting with &quot;I.&quot;MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; I is...TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; No, Millie..... Always say, &quot;I am.&quot;MILLIE:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; All right...&nbsp; &quot;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&quot;____________ _________ _________ ___TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; George Washington not only chopped down his father'scherrytree, but also admitted it.&nbsp; &nbsp; Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?LOUIS:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Because George still had the axe in his hand.____________ _________ _________ ________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?SIMON:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.____________ _________ _________TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Clyde , your composition on &quot;My Dog&quot; is exactly the same asyour brother's.&nbsp;&nbsp; Did you copy his?CLYDE :&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; No, teacher, it's the same dog.____________ _________ _________ _____TEACHER:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople are no longer interested?HAROLD:&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A teacher</blockquote>

[QUOTE="gayaru, post: 2098621, member: 59946"] TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ >TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L" TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________ _________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. ____________ _________ _________ ____ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! ____________ _________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ____________ _________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE: I is... TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ____________ _________ _________ ___ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ____________ _________ _________ ________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ____________ _________ _________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog. ____________ _________ _________ _____ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher [/QUOTE]

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