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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ICE" data-source="post: 666855" data-attributes="member: 24775">         TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.    MARIA : Here it is!    TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?    CLASS : Maria!     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?     FRANK : Because of the sign.    TEACHER : What sign?    FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?     JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __    TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"     GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"     TEACHER : No, that's wrong     GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?     DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!    TEACHER : What are you talking about?    DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __    TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.    WINNIE : Me!    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __    TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?    GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."     MILLIE : I is...    TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."    MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?     TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"    LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __     TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?     SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.    ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ __    TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?    CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;     ____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?    HAROLD : A teacher.</blockquote>

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