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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4089452" data-attributes="member: 49393">Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A. He wanted cold hard cash! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus? A. "Is that you mommy?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A. Frostbite. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do crazy people go through the forest? A. They take the psycho path. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do prisoners use to call each other? A. Cell phones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you get from a pampered cow? A. Spoiled milk. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did Geronimo say when he jumped out of the airplane? A. ME!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do snowmen keep their money? A. In snow banks. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea? A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What dog keeps the best time? A. A watch dog. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the tomato turn red? A. It saw the salad dressing! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the grape do when it got stepped on? A. It let out a little wine! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you make a tissue dance? A. Put a little boogey in it! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom? A. At the BP station! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? A. Odor in the court. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the water say to the boat? A. Nothing, it just waved. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? A. Dam! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why don't skeletons fight each other? A. They don't have the guts.</blockquote>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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