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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sam@" data-source="post: 2799554" data-attributes="member: 27411">TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America .MARIA         :    Here it is!TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS          :    Maria!**___________________________________________________________ . **TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?FRANK          :    Because of the sign.TEACHER     :    What sign?FRANK          :    The one that says, 'School Ahead, Go Slow.'___________________________________________________________TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on thefloor?JOHN       :   You told me to do it without using tables!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L'TEACHER    :    No, that's wrongGLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!___________________________________________________________**TEACHER      : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we **didn't  have ten years ago.WINNIE        :    Me!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS          :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'MILLIE    :    I is...TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'MILLIE     :    All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sametime.'___________________________________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why hisfather        didn't punish  him?'LOUIS    : Because George still had the ax in his hand.**___________________________________________________________ **TEACHER      :  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers beforeeating?SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.___________________________________________________________TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly thesame asyour brother's.. Did you copy his?CLYDE :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;__________________________________________________________TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople  are no longer interested?HAROLD   :     A teacher. *</blockquote>

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