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<blockquote data-quote="SHASHIKHAN2" data-source="post: 2854849" data-attributes="member: 1398">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Maria, go to the map and find North America.&nbsp; &nbsp; MARIA&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Here it is!&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?&nbsp; &nbsp; CLASS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Maria!&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Why are you late, Frank?&nbsp; &nbsp; FRANK&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Because of the sign.&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; What sign?&nbsp; &nbsp; FRANK&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; The one that says, &quot;School Ahead, Go Slow.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL&nbsp; &nbsp; :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> &nbsp; TEACHER:&nbsp;&nbsp; John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?&nbsp; &nbsp; JOHN&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp;&nbsp; You told me to do it without using tables!&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp;&nbsp; Glenn, how do you spell &quot;crocodile?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; GLENN&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; No, that's wrong&nbsp; &nbsp; GLENN&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?&nbsp; &nbsp; DONALD&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; H I J K L M N O!!&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; What are you talking about?&nbsp; &nbsp; DONALD&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Yesterday you said it's H to O!&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we&nbsp; &nbsp; didn't&nbsp; have ten years ago.&nbsp; &nbsp; WINNIE&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Me!&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Goss, why do you always get so dirty?&nbsp; &nbsp; GOSS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Millie, give me a sentence starting with &quot;I.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; MILLIE&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; I is...&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; No, Millie..... Always say, &quot;I am.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; MILLIE&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; All right... &quot;I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?&nbsp; &nbsp; TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry&nbsp; &nbsp; tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; didn't punish&nbsp; him?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; LOUIS&nbsp; &nbsp; : Because George still had the ax in his hand.&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?&nbsp; &nbsp; SIMON&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.&nbsp; &nbsp; ___________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; :&nbsp;&nbsp; Clyde , your composition on &quot;My Dog&quot; is exactly the same as&nbsp; &nbsp; your brother's. Did you copy his?&nbsp; &nbsp; CLYDE :&nbsp; &nbsp; No, teacher, it's the same dog!;&nbsp; &nbsp; __________________________________________________________&nbsp; &nbsp; TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when&nbsp; &nbsp; people&nbsp; are no longer interested?&nbsp; &nbsp; HAROLD&nbsp;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; A teacher.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; </blockquote>

[QUOTE="SHASHIKHAN2, post: 2854849, member: 1398"] [B] TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." ___________________________________________________________ :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________________ TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. [/B] [/QUOTE]

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