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Message: <blockquote data-quote="SHARINGAN" data-source="post: 5980453" data-attributes="member: 231457"><img src="http://www.youthchg.com/teacher144.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />TEACHER    :    Maria, go to the map and find North America MARIA         :    Here it is!TEACHER    :    Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS          :    Maria!___________________________________________________________TEACHER     :    Why are you late, Frank?FRANK          :    Because of the sign.TEACHER     :    What sign?FRANK          :    The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."___________________________________________________________TEACHER     :   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?JOHN            :   You told me to do it without using tables!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :   Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"GLENN         :    K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"TEACHER    :    No, that's wrongGLENN         :    Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?DONALD      :    H I J K L M N O!!TEACHER    :    What are you talking about?DONALD      :    Yesterday you said it's H to O!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that wedidn't  have ten years ago.WINNIE        :    Me!___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Goss, why do you always get so dirty?GOSS           :    Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."MILLIE    :    I is...TEACHER    :    No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."MILLIE        :    All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."___________________________________________________________TEACHER    :    Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?TINO            :   Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."___________________________________________________________TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherrytree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his fatherdidn't punish  him?"LOUIS           :   Because George still had the ax in his hand.___________________________________________________________TEACHER     :   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers beforeeating?SIMON          :    No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.___________________________________________________________TEACHER      :   Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the sameas your brother's. Did you copy his?CLYDE          :    No, teacher, it's the same dog!;__________________________________________________________TEACHER     :   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking whenpeople  are no longer interested?HAROLD       :    A teacher.</blockquote>

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