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Message: <blockquote data-quote="thilzz" data-source="post: 3557293" data-attributes="member: 103868">Condom Education.A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies, "Well, you see that 3 pack? That's for when you're in high school. You have 2 for Friday night and 1 for Saturday night."The son then asks his father, "Well what's the 6 pack for?" The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're in college. You have 2 for Friday night, 2 for Saturday night, and 2 for Sunday morning.Then the son asks his father what the 12 pack is for. The father replies, "Well, that's for when you're married... You have one for January, one for February, one for March..."A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"Magnet?Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time..."Class," said he, "My name begins with the letter `M' and I pick up things.... What am I?"A little boy on the front row said, "You're a mother!"One day a boy and hid father were walking through the woods when the son spotted some rabbit droppings.The boy asked hid Dad, ''What are these Pop?''''They're smart pills son,'' said his father.''Eat them and they'll make you smarter."So he ate them and said, ''Yuck...these taste like poop!''''See,'' said his father, ''you're already getting smarter!''A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied, "Im having a baby."With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"She said, "He sure is."Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked..."Then why did you eat him?"A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he came across a tree. Upon it, archery targets were painted and smack in the middle of each was an arrow."Who is this incredibly fine archer?" cried the duke. "I must find him!"One Brilliant Kid!After continuing through the forest for a few miles he came across a small boy carrying a bow and arrow. Eventually the boy admitted that it was he who shot the arrows plumb in the center of all the targets."You didn't just walk up to the targets and hammer the arrows into themiddle, did you?" asked the duke worriedly."No my lord. I shot them from a hundred paces. I swear it by all that I hold holy.""That is truly astonishing," said the duke. "I hereby admit you into my service." The boy thanked him profusely."But I must ask one favor in return," the duke continued."You must tell me how you came to be such an outstanding shot.""Well," said the boy, "first I fire the arrow at the tree......and then I paint the target around it."</blockquote>

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