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<blockquote data-quote="DarkPrince" data-source="post: 904201" data-attributes="member: 48110">TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, &quot;Why doesn't your skin fit your face?&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, &quot;I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a&nbsp; restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: &quot;Why is he whispering in her mouth? Is she deaf?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: &quot;Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, &quot; If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="DarkPrince, post: 904201, member: 48110"] TAMMY (4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "[SIZE=4][B]Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"[/B][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][/SIZE] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3] CLINTON (5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. [SIZE=4][B]How will my wife fit in?" [/B][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3] MARC (4) was engrossed in a young couple who were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "[SIZE=4][B]Why is he whispering in her mouth? Is she deaf?" [/B][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3] JACK (3) was watching his Mom breast feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? [SIZE=4][B]Is one for hot and one for cold milk?" [/B][/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Courier New][SIZE=3] MELANIE (5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Said Melanie, " If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties.[B] [SIZE=4]Mine say five to six[/SIZE][/B]."[/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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