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Message: <blockquote data-quote="vidura99" data-source="post: 9623388" data-attributes="member: 244453">There's  a beautiful princess, prisoner in the highest tower of a castle,  guarded by a mighty dragon, and a fearless knight must rescue her… This is how each language would manage to rescue the princess from the hands of the dragon<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin    :D" data-shortname=":D" /><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Java -  Gets there, finds the dragon, develops a framework for dragon  anihilation with multiple layers, writes several articles about the  framework… But doesn't kill the dragon.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">.NET - Gets there, sees the idea of the Java developer and copies it. Tries to kill the dragon, but the monster eats him.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">C -  Arrives, looks down at the dragon, pulls out his sword, beheads the  dragon, finds the princess… And ignores her to see the last checkins of  linux kernel cvs.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">C++ - Creates a basic needle, and gathers  funcionality until he has a complex sword that he can barely understand…  He kills the dragon, but gets stuck crossing the bridge because  of memory leaks.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">COBOL - Arrives, sees the dragon and thinks that he is too old to kill a monster that big and rescuing the princess, so he leaves.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Pascal -  He prepares for 10 years to create a dragon anihilation system… When  the moment comes, he discovers the program can only take lizards as an  entry.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">VB - Builds a dragon destruction weapon based on  several components, jumps to the back of the dragon and in the most  critical time he discovers that the sword works only on rainy nights…</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">PL/SQL -  Gets data from other dragon slayers, creates tables with n ternary  complexity relations, tridimensional data, OLAP, takes 15 years to  process the information… And by then, the princess became a lesbian.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Ruby - Arrives with massive fame, saying he is the  best at anything and when he faces the dragon, he shows a lame motion  picture of himself killing a dragon… The dragon eats him out of boredom.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul"> Smalltalk - Arrives, analyzes the dragon and princess, turns around and leaves, they are way too inferior.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">shell - Creates a very powerful dragon slaying weapon… But in the moment of truth, he can't remember how to use it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">shell(2)- The guy approaches the dragon with a two  line script that kills, cuts, disembowels, impales, chops to pieces and  packs the beast, but when he runs it the script grows, it fattens,  irritates and puts alcohol in the fire of the dragon…</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Assembler - He thinks he's doing the right and most  efficient things… But he writes an A instead of a D and kills the  princess to end up f***ing the dragon.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Fortran - Arrives and develops a 45-thousand-code-line-solution,  kills the dragon, meets the princess… But she calls him a weakling and  runs after the Java programmer who was elegant, and also rich.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">FOX PRO - Develops a dragon killing system. It's  gorgeous and works on the outside, but it's really patched inside, so  when he runs the dragon anihilator, he realizes he forgot to index the  DBFs.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">PROCESS ANALYST - Approaches the dragon with two  tons of documentation, develops the unified dragon-killing process, he  develops a DFD to free the princess and marry her, convinces the dragon  that it's the best for him and it won't hurt. When he executes the  process, he estimates the effort and the damage he will cause with a  plan signed by the Pope, Buddha and Michael Jackson. Then he buys a  couple of nukes, 45 cannons, an aircraft carrier and hires 300 heavily  armed men… When all he needed was the sword he was holding in his hand  in the beginning…</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">CLIPPER: Sets up a routine that loads a codeblock  array to insult the dragon, serenade the princess, load the sword in  memory, beat the crap out of the dragon, clean the mess, prepare a  raspberry milkshake for the princess, make love to her, take a bath,  start the car, put it some gas and come back home. When he runs it, he  gets a "Bound Error: Array Access" and the dragon eats him with fries.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Lisp, where the famous knight-errant, after  speaking with numerous experts in dragon-killing, and modeling the  knowledge they posess, he programs the system, and when he runs it he  realizes he forgot a bracket (bender the offender).</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">HTML: Mounts a web on famous swords used to kill  dragons, but he ignores the W3C standards. When he meets the dragon, he  finds out the code isn't compatible with his browser, so he's left  swordless. The dragon eats him as an appetizer.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Prolog: Thinks he needs a weapon to kill the  dragon. Searches in a catalog for 182014 weapons. By the time the  princess dies of her age, he's achieved to know how to make every weapon  starting with A: Atomic Bombs, Anti-Air Weapons, Arches, Ammunition,  Axes...</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">PHP: Creates a web page that when he executes  it would eliminate the $dragon selecting from a weapons databese in  MySQL over an Apache server. Nevertheless he forgot the WHERE in the  DELETE query and kills the princess, the dragon, the peasants, the  witch, the sorceror and the programmer himself.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">JavaScript: The programmer tries to kill  the great  green dragon that spits fire throug his mouth. He creates a script that  will delete the dragon when he loads a webpage, to create seconds  after, some damsels to throw him flowers and make clapping sounds.  Unfortunately he didn't take into account the DOM structure of the  lizard, also known as Mozilla, and the only thing he gets is to fill his  console of errors and that the Book of Mozilla tells how he was  devoured.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">ActiveX: The programmers create a tunnel to enter  the dragon's lair from the castle and run a program that will kil the  dragon from a safe and prudential distance. The dragon discovers the  tunnel, eats the workers who dug, the dragon slayers, and enslaves every  servant in the castle. The castle becomes a dragon-breeding place, full  of little dragons that the dragon sends in pop-ups to other castles.  The untasty remains of the knights are put in cans of Spam and sent to  other castles as well as a warning. (aquelquesiente)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Basic. He creates a weapon able to kill paper  dragons, but no matter how they improve it, they discover it's not good  enough to kill any dragon bigger than a baby poodle.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Matlab:  They create a loop that calculates the trajectories to shoot a giant  arrow at the dragon. The program works flawlessly. What they need now  are the voluntaries caoable to launch tha arrow with the necessary  strength and accuracy.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Videogame Programmer : Spends two years programming  a state-of-the-art sword with shaders and all. When the time comes to  kill the dragon, he finds that half the knights aren't strong enough to  raise the sword. Then someone programs a patch that reveals the sex  scenes with the princess and Hillary Clinton makes it a scandal</li> </ul></blockquote>

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