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<blockquote data-quote="kpg" data-source="post: 3104181" data-attributes="member: 104262"><p><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Patient to </span></strong><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA."</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI."</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">............ ......... ......... ......... .......</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Pyar ko mat chhupao,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Usey zarurat hai jatane ki,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Ab aur perfume mat lagao,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki.</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">............ ......... ......... ......... .......</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Kya ye sachmuch pyar hai,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi.</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black"></span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">............ ......... ......... ......... .......</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Mud ker na dekh mujhe,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Yoon hanstay hanstay,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar,</span></strong></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #000"><a href="http://smsguru.in/" target="_blank"><span style="color: #000"><strong><span style="color: black">Keh dengay bhabhi</span></strong></span></a><strong><span style="color: black"> Namaste</span></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="kpg, post: 3104181, member: 104262"] [COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]Patient to [/COLOR][/B][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]Nurse, "I LOVE U, TUMNE MERA DIL CHURA LIYA." Nurse (Sharmaate hue): CHAL JHOOTHE DIL KO TO HAATH BHI NAI LAGAYA, HUMNE TO KIDNEY CHURAI HAI." [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]............ ......... ......... ......... .......[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]Pyar ko mat chhupao, Usey zarurat hai jatane ki, Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao, Unhe zarurat hai badhane ki, Ab aur perfume mat lagao, Tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki. [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]............ ......... ......... ......... .......[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]Meri ankho ko sapne fir dikha gaya koi, Buzhti sason me mahak fir jaga gaya koi, Kya ye sachmuch pyar hai, Ya Chutiya fir se bana gaya koi. [/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]............ ......... ......... ......... .......[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#000][URL="http://smsguru.in/"][COLOR=#000][B][COLOR=black]Mud ker na dekh mujhe, Yoon hanstay hanstay, Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, Keh dengay bhabhi[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR][/URL][B][COLOR=black] Namaste[/COLOR][/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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