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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Mal Aiyya" data-source="post: 2905736" data-attributes="member: 81650">-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 2A positive attitude may not solve all your problems butit will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 3Go to end of the worldMan: "I would go to the end of the world for you."Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 4Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?A: No, they had an apple.-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 5DateA customer wanted to ask his attractive waitress for adate, but couldn't get her attention. When he was ableto catch her eye, she quickly looked away. Finally hefollowed her into the kitchen and blurted out hisinvitation. To his amazement, she readily consented.He said, "Why have you been avoiding me all this time?You wouldn't even make eye contact.""Oh," said the waitress, "I thought you wanted morecoffee."-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 6A farmer has three sons.One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with himthat he is graduating from school and would really liketo get a car.His father says, "Son, come with me."He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractorand says, "That tractor is needed here on the farm andI promise that as soon as it's paid for, we'll get youa car."The boy was not too happy but he did understand thatsituation and said, "Okay, Dad."A week later, his second son (10 years old) approacheshim wanting a new two-wheel bicycle.Well, he gets the same excuse. "as soon as that tractoris paid for."Shortly, a few days later, son number 3, his youngest,comes bugging him for a tricycle.Again, ol' Dad gives him the lecture about the tractorbeing paid for first.While leaving the barn, the young boy, more than alittle disgusted with the whole thing, sees a roostermating with one of the hens and promptly goes over andkicks the rooster smooth off the hen's back, mumblingto himself the whole time.His dad says, "Son, why on earth would you do somethinglike that? He didn't do anything to you to deserve that!"The little boy looks his Dad right square in the eye andsays, "Hey, nobody rides anything around here until thatdamn tractor is paid for!"-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 7GolfingOne day a man went golfing. On the fourth tee he wasseparated from his friends momentarily, and bumped intoa passing demon. "Hey," said the demon, "How'd you liketo make a hole in one?""What's the catch?" said the man suspiciously."It will shorten your sex life by five years," repliedthe demon."Hmmm . . . okay," said the man, and went on to make aspectacular shot, a hole in one, just as ordered. On thenext tee, he again bumped into the demon. "How'd youlike to make it two holes-in-one, back-to-back?" saidthe demon."It's only been done five times in the history of golf.""What's the pay back this time?" said the man. "It willshorten your sex life by another twenty years," saidthe demon."I guess," agreed the man, and again he made an amazingshot. All his friends were amazed and people were comingfrom miles around to see the man who had made two holes-in-one in the same game!On the next hole, the man again bumped into the demon,who proposed yet again. "Look, another hole-in-one wouldmean three in a row. It's never been done in the historyof the world! C'mon!""No problem," said the man, agreeing."What do I have to give up this time?""You may never touch a person of the opposite sex everagain for the rest of your life." said the demon."Okay!" said the man.He went on to make his third consecutive hole-in-one.And that's how Father Jones got into the Guinness Bookof Records!-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-Joke # 8Q: When do cannibals leave the table?A: When everyone's eaten.</blockquote>

Verification: Hata thunen beduwama keeyada? (60 bedeema thuna)

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