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<blockquote data-quote="elathamai" data-source="post: 4208752" data-attributes="member: 67024"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><u><span style="color: darkred">Kingfisher -The King</span></u></strong> </span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him .</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The bartender serves him. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">He gets it.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">"Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"</span></span></span> </p><p style="text-align: right"><img src="http://www.anemanda.com/images/steelblue/misc/progress.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="elathamai, post: 4208752, member: 67024"] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][B][U][COLOR=darkred]Kingfisher -The King[/COLOR][/U][/B] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]After an international beer conference in London, all the world's top brewery bosses decide to go out for a beer together. The Chairman of Budweiser says, "I'd like the most refreshing beer in the world, 'The King Of Beers': give me a Budweiser." The bartender takes a bottle from the shelf and opens it for him . The Chairman of Guiness says, "I'd like the only beer in the world worth really, truly waiting for: give me a Guinness." The bartender serves him. The Chairman of Carlsberg says, " I would like the world's best beer, drunk in more countries than any other: give me a Carlsberg." He gets it. Vijay Mallaya sits down, looks around and says, "Just give me a Coke." The bartender looks at him, shrugs, and serves him. The other brewery bosses laugh loudly and say, "Hey Vijay, how come you aren't drinking a Kingfisher?" "Listen," says Vijay Mallya, "If you guys aren't drinking beer, neither will I"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [RIGHT][IMG]http://www.anemanda.com/images/steelblue/misc/progress.gif[/IMG][/RIGHT] [/QUOTE]
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