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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ZULFAAN" data-source="post: 13094105" data-attributes="member: 167649"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong><img src="http://www.tribuneindia.com/2007/20070217/ttlife3.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Dear Sunita Darling,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>so I am sending you 100 kisses.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>You are my sweetheart, </strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>please understand and adjust with this situation.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uA2BDYzq_0c/TLShfQyK-XI/AAAAAAAAB58/3eL4DpisQkQ/s1600/securedownload+%2825%29.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Your loving husband,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><strong>Tuna Singh</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>His wife replied...</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/05/Punjabi_woman_smile.jpg/220px-Punjabi_woman_smile.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>TINKU KE PAPPA,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Thanks for the 100 kisses.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong> 1.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>2.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>  The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only after 7 kisses.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong> 3.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>  Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>4.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>  Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>           so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>5.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>  Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>I hope I can survive the month using this balance.</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Shall I plan the same for the </strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>next month?</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4aYoFdiHgTk/SeSZC4pjQwI/AAAAAAAASrA/lZJHY9ZWieM/s320/image002.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Your Sweet Heart,</strong></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8242ff"><strong>Sunita</strong></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><u>Moral: "Just don't mess with women"</u></strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">      </span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: 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