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<blockquote data-quote="Po Di-Al" data-source="post: 6800416" data-attributes="member: 215798"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Red"><span style="font-size: 18px"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /> Add REP+ If u like it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Sienna"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" />It took alot of time to upload this stuff and make the post so Please Show your appreciation</span></span><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy :)" data-shortname=":)" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"> <span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">The salesman explained</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><img src="http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/9215/image001wr.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4544/image002or.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3927/image003fg.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">And Then these posters were pasted all over the place</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.</span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"> </span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left"</span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="color: Red">Similar Threads</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="color: #3333ff"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><a href="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488127" target="_blank">What does marriage mean? 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[QUOTE="Po Di-Al, post: 6800416, member: 215798"] [CENTER][COLOR=Red][SIZE=5]:) Add REP+ If u like it :)[/SIZE][/COLOR] [SIZE=3][COLOR=Sienna]:)It took alot of time to upload this stuff and make the post so Please Show your appreciation[/COLOR][/SIZE]:) [/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [/FONT] [CENTER][FONT=Comic Sans MS] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]The salesman explained[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]"When I got posted in the Middle East , I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I planned to convey the message through three posters...[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][IMG]http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/9215/image001wr.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/4544/image002or.jpg[/IMG][IMG]http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/3927/image003fg.jpg[/IMG] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand...totally exhausted and fainting.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]Second poster: The man is drinking our Cola.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]And Then these posters were pasted all over the place[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]"Then that should have worked!" said the friend.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][FONT=Verdana] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3333ff][COLOR=#3333ff][FONT=Lucida Sans]"The hell it should had!? said the salesman. didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left" [COLOR=Red]Similar Threads [/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black][B][FONT=Georgia][URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=488127"]What does marriage mean? (Patta Funny)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=472124"]Maara Funny (18+ PLS)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=349657"]SINHALA COMPUTER LANGUAGE (FUNNY)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375604"]Waiting Room 18+ (Jokes)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=350285"]Man made of Rubber (FUNNY)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=375358"]18+ Part1 (Jokes)[/URL] [URL="http://www.elakiri.com/forum/showthread.php?t=351734"]Honourable Man (FUNNY)[/URL][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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