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<blockquote data-quote="fazaal24" data-source="post: 155235" data-attributes="member: 9342"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times'"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></strong></p><p> [FONT=Verdana,]<span style="font-size: 10px">It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">"Who said that?" she demanded. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"! </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that? </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px">Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!" </span>[/FONT]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="fazaal24, post: 155235, member: 9342"] [B][FONT=Times][SIZE=4] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Verdana,][SIZE=2]It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. "Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death?'" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Pedro, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775." "Very good!" said the teacher. "Now, who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth?'" Again, no response except from Pedro: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Pedro, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do!" She heard a loud whisper: "Screw the Mexicans!" "Who said that?" she demanded. Pedro put his hand up. "Jim Bowie, 1836." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glared and asked, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Pedro answered, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yelled, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Pedro jumped out of his chair waving his hand and shouting to the teacher, "Bill Clinton to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!" Now, with almost a mob hysteria, the teacher said, "If you say anything else, I'll kill you!" Pedro frantically yelled at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001." The teacher fainted, and as the class gathered around her on the floor, someone said, "Oh shit, we're in BIG trouble now!" Pedro whispered, "Saddam Hussein, 2003." Finally, someone threw an eraser at Pedro and another student shouted, "Duck"! The teacher, just waking up and still a bit out of it, asked "Who said that? Pedro: "Dick Cheney 2006!" [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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