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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ranga31" data-source="post: 47184" data-attributes="member: 1421">ladies humor for the day1You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.2At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."3A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted".Next day she received a hundred letters.  They all said the same thing:"You can have mine."4When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.5A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.6A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"  Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."7Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know  his wife until he marries her?"Dad: "That happens in every country, son."8Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until  I got married, and by then, it was too late."9Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.10If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every wordyou say, talk in your sleep.11Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinkingthey had no faults at all.12First guy:"My wife's an angel!"Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."13Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a  bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.</blockquote>

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