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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 4405487" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Black"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><u>The Army Sgt. Major gives a </u></span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Black"><strong><u>dishonorable discharge...</u></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again.</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE."</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!"</strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: Black"><strong>No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells, "Damn it!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"</strong></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 4405487, member: 120286"] [CENTER][COLOR=Black][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][U]The Army Sgt. Major gives a [/U][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Black][B][U]dishonorable discharge...[/U][/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=2][COLOR=Black][B]An Army Sgt. Major walks into a whorehouse and approaches the madam and says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick and I'm here for a woman!" The madam immediately escorts the soldier upstairs and selects the best girl they have for him. Sgt. Major Dick immediately disrobes and is standing with his hands on his hips while he looks at the prostitute awaiting him on the bed. He then says, "My name is Sgt. Major Dick, been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" Immediately, his penis becomes fully erect. The prostitute is in awe and asks him how he can do that. The Sgt. Major replies, "Like I said, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, AT EASE!" His penis immediately goes limp. The prostitute still can't get over the control he has and asks him for another demonstration. The Sgt. Major says, "I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" (a raging hard-on once again), and he follows this display of prowess with the command of, "DICK, AT EASE!" (His penis goes limp once again). The prostitute still can't believe her eyes and asks for the demonstration yet again. The Sgt. Major shouts, "I've already told you honey, I've been in the Army thirty years, and I'm a master of my mind and body, DICK, ATTEN-HUN!" His penis becomes immediately erect, and then he gives the following command, "DICK, AT EASE." The Sgt. Major looks down, and to his amazement, his penis is still hard. He then says, "Apparently you didn't hear me soldier, DICK, AT EASE!" Once again, his penis is still fully erect. The Sgt. Major is now fuming, and says, "I'm going to tell you one more time, DICK, AT EASE!" No luck, his penis is still hard. He yells, "Damn it!" and moves to the side of the bed and starts to masturbate vigorously. The prostitute asks, "What the hell is going on?" The Sgt. Major replies, "This soldier disobeyed a direct order, and I'm giving him a dishonorable discharge!"[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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