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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Gevindu Perera" data-source="post: 3526181" data-attributes="member: 136546">An old man walks into the University Offices and says "I'd like to enrol for a Latin course."  The Dean looks at him and asks rather coyly, "How old are you, Sir?"  "Ninety-three" is the reply.  "Then why do you want to learn Latin, at your time in life?"  "Well" the man explains "I realize I haven't got long for this world,but if I go to Heaven I'd like to be able to speak to God and the Angels in their own language,and I'd feel more comfortable if I knew some Latin."  The Dean thinks, and then asks "But what if you don't go to Heaven but go to - you know - the other place?"  "That's alright, I ca n already speak American..."</blockquote>

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