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Message: <blockquote data-quote="demo123" data-source="post: 778207" data-attributes="member: 37252">> > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits> > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I > > want to be a branch manager." > >> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > Once professor Udurawana  asked a plumber to come to his college. > > U know why? > > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...> >> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train.> > Friend: why ?> > Udurawana: Got upper berth.> > Friend: Why didn't you exchange?> > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower > > berth..> >> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> > The teacher lecturing on population -> > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. > > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.> >> > >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> > Udurawana: why are all these people running? > > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. > > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others> > running?> >> >>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > >> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.> > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >> > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer> > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million > > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!" > >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet. > > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted > >it....> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> > > > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to > >  you'...........> > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.> >>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > >> >> > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is> > what you call modern art?> > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!> > >> ------------------------------------------------------------------------> >> >> > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at    evening> > and not in the morning. > > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.> >></blockquote>

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