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<blockquote data-quote="demo123" data-source="post: 778207" data-attributes="member: 37252"><p>> > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits</p><p>> > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I </p><p>> > want to be a branch manager." </p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college. </p><p>> > U know why? </p><p>> > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train.</p><p>> > Friend: why ?</p><p>> > Udurawana: Got upper berth.</p><p>> > Friend: Why didn't you exchange?</p><p>> > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower </p><p>> > berth..</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > The teacher lecturing on population -</p><p>> > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. </p><p>> > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!.</p><p>> ></p><p>> > </p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > Udurawana: why are all these people running? </p><p>> > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. </p><p>> > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others</p><p>> > running?</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ----------------------------------------------------------------------- </p><p>> > </p><p>> ></p><p>> > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.</p><p>> > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail".</p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ </p><p>> ></p><p>> > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer</p><p>> > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million </p><p>> > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!" </p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet. </p><p>> > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted </p><p>> >it....</p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> > </p><p>> > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to </p><p>> > you'...........</p><p>> > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.</p><p>> ></p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------ </p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is</p><p>> > what you call modern art?</p><p>> > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!</p><p>> > </p><p>></p><p>> ------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>> ></p><p>> ></p><p>> > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening</p><p>> > and not in the morning. </p><p>> > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''.</p><p>> ></p><p>></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="demo123, post: 778207, member: 37252"] > > Udurawana gets ready ,wears a tie, coat ,goes out, climbs tree, sits > > on the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Udurawana:"I > > want to be a branch manager." > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > Once professor Udurawana asked a plumber to come to his college. > > U know why? > > Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking... > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana: I haven't slept all night in the train. > > Friend: why ? > > Udurawana: Got upper berth. > > Friend: Why didn't you exchange? > > Udurawana: Oye, there was nobody to exchange with in the lower > > berth.. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > The teacher lecturing on population - > > In India, after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. > > Udurawana stands up - we must find & stop her!. > > > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana: why are all these people running? > > Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup. > > Udurawana: If only the winner will get the cup, why are others > > running? > > > > > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. > > Udurawana: The future tense is "you will go to jail". > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > Udurawana wins 20 Million Rupees from a Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer > > gave 11 Mil after deducting tax. Angry Udurawana: "Give me 20 Million > > or else return my 20 Rupees back.!" > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver you this Packet. > > Udurawana:- Why did you come so far? Instead you could have posted > >it.... > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana proposed to a Girl...... Girl said 'I'm 1 year elder to > > you'........... > > Udurawana said 'Oye No Problem Chandra, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR. > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > Udurawana at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is > > what you call modern art? > > Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! > > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------------ > > > > > > A man asked Udurawana, why Mahinda Rajapaksha goes walking at evening > > and not in the morning. > > Udurawana replied ''aiyooo Mahinda Rajapaksha is PM, not AM''. > > > [/QUOTE]
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