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Message: <blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 876306" data-attributes="member: 27281">Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how muchwould your father still have?Ted: $10.Teacher: You don't know maths.Ted: You don't know my father!..Mother: David, come here.David: Yes, mum?Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I amscolding you now...Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8Father: So?Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?..A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter werewatching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash ofbreaking plates,then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.Daughter: It's mummy!Father: How do you know?Daughter: She didn't say anything...Girl: Do you love me?Boy: Yes DearGirl: Would you die for me?Boy: No, mine is undying love--------------------------------------------------Man: How old is your father?Boy: As old as meMan: How can that be?Boy: He became a father only when I was born--------------------------------------------------Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.------------------------------------------Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyourbrother's. Did u copy his?Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!--------------------------------------------------Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach youanything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!--------------------------------------------------Teacher: "Where were u born?"Student: " Singapore , Sir."Teacher: "Which part?"Student: "All of me, Sir."----------------------------------------------------A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between'unlawful'and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal'isa sick eagle."---------------------------------------------------Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."Teacher: "Use your dad's then."Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."----------------------------------------------------A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did u get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do u mean 'under water'?""They are all below 'C' (sea) level"</blockquote>

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