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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9237871" data-attributes="member: 312790"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">5) Philosophy of life</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">6) What is a Fear?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">7) Useful</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Applicant: What is it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px">Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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