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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4411515" data-attributes="member: 49393">Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.</blockquote>

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