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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 8584556" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Student:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"> "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Professor:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"> "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Student:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"> "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A". </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Professor:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"> "Hmmmm, all right. So what's the question?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">Student:</span></span></span></span></span></strong></strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"> "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased. </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">"<strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'">It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."</span></span></strong></strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Handwriting'"><strong><strong></strong></strong></span></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 8584556, member: 162082"] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]Student:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting] "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]Professor:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting] "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a professor, would I?" [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]Student:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting] "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A". [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]Professor:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting] "Hmmmm, all right. So what's the question?"[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]Student:[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting] "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? "[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer. Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A" as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and neither logical nor legal? " [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students immediately raise their hands.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]"All right" says the professor and asks his favourite student to answer [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Handwriting][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]"[B][B][FONT=Lucida Handwriting][FONT=Lucida Handwriting]It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A", which is neither legal, nor logical."[/FONT][/FONT][/B][/B][B][B] [/B][/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial] :lol::lol::lol::lol:[/FONT][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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