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<blockquote data-quote="sanath ekanayake" data-source="post: 6803763" data-attributes="member: 162082"><p><strong>not viagra</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"> </span></span> <strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong>Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in s*x anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "Look, I can't prescribe..."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> "Um... Okay."</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> Then an inspiration strikes... He drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, <span style="color: Purple">"I need a man..."</span></strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><strong> His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "<span style="color: Red">Me too</span>"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/shocked.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":shocked:" title="Shocked :shocked:" data-shortname=":shocked:" /> </strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sanath ekanayake, post: 6803763, member: 162082"] [b]not viagra[/b] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B][/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][B]Doc, you've gotta help me! My wife just isn't interested in s*x anymore. Haven't you got a pill or something I can give her?" "Look, I can't prescribe..." "Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset? I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going utterly to hell! You've got to help me." The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills. "Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than ONE, understand? Just ONE." "I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold." "One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?" "Um... Okay." He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment, hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry. The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes... He drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of voice he has never heard her use before, she says, [COLOR=Purple]"I need a man..."[/COLOR] His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "[COLOR=Red]Me too[/COLOR]":shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked: [/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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