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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Lanka_Kumari" data-source="post: 587193" data-attributes="member: 33774">Got it from a Yahoo Group---------------------------- Dear Mr. Bill Gates (is that your real name? .....so funny),This letter is from the Udurawana from the Kandy Hilly's. We havebought  a  Computer with Microsoft for  first time to our  home and wehavebig  problems , which I want to be bringing to your notices.1. After connect  to internet we planned to open e-mail account sowe  filled the form in Hotmail in the password box  but something funny happens  only  ******appears (stars), but in the rest whatever we typedtheletters and numbers appears nicely , but we face this problem only inpassword box. The user book told if there is problem check with hardware but when wewentto check it with hardware vendor in the town (Kandy Hardware Stores)thatbugger got angry and shouted and said 'Get out' that he can't understandthe  computer problem, so don't tell to check with any hardwarein futurebecause those fellows are crazy. We tried and tried to open the e-mailaccount typing stars *****  but no success at all.  I request you tocheckthis as we ourselves do not know what the password is. 2. Can you give a secret code for the HOTmail so only I can see the HOTstuff.  I don't want my wife and child to see any of the HOTmails. Alsogive some COOL mail for my wife and TEEN mail for my Son.3. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down' buttonand  have to re-start everytime we want to type a new letter. Is it a Virus?  If  so to which Doctor should I go to check the Computer Virus ?4. There is a button ' Start' but there is no " Stop" button.We request you   to check this and put a Stop too.5. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend  inKandy clicked'run'  and has run and run so far but computer did not still tell him tostop ! So, he told me not to ever use "Run'  we request you to changethatto "sit", so that we  can click that by sitting  and don't have to runanywhere ..6. Is there any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only're-cycle', but I  have only scooter at my home as I can't cycle due tolegpain .7. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lostthedoor key and we tried and tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find',but unable to trace. Is it a bug??8. Same way even the 'Save' button is not working.  Last week we weregoing on a walk by the lake and my Mother-in-Law fell into the Kandylake so I quickly went home and pressed the 'Save' button but when I got backtothe lake she was dead.  But anyway there was some good in that becausenow we got her param-parava generation house on the Kandy Hills. Butit isimportant that it should work from now.9. Another big problem, every night I am not sleeping   well asI have to  protect the 'mouse' from  our CAT.  So I suggest u tointroducea DOG  instead of the mouse  so I can rest in peace !10. My child learnt 'Microsoft   Word' so now he wants to be learning'Microsoft Sentence', so when can you give him a good Sentance ?11. I am in doubt so tell me what kind of Curtains should I buy for your  Microsoft Windows & also confused why there are no Doors -only Windows ???  Somebody forgot that know !!!12. One friend told that there are Bites on his Computer but he cant  receive them.  Can you also include some Bites in my Computer -I mostly like Cadju and Rata Cadju and Bola Kadala but I like to tryanything   interesting you also have !Looking forward to your good service,Best regards,Your esteemed customer,K.P.G. UDURAWANA.  (Kiri Panu Gaya)The House on the Hilly'sKingsTownKandySIRI LANKA.</blockquote>

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