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Message: <blockquote data-quote="tharindu143" data-source="post: 848753" data-attributes="member: 22264">LETTER TO DAD             A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to seethe bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy. Then he sawan envelope propped up prominently on the center of the pillow. It wasaddressed "Dad". With the worst premonition, he opened the envelopeand read the letter with trembling hands:-   Dear Dad,It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home.   I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid ascene with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Randy andhe is so nice to me. I know when you meet him you'll like him too - evenwith all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycleclothes.But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and Randy said that he wantsme to have the kid and that we can be very happy together. Even thoughRandy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?),and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of ourrelationship, don't you agree?Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods andhas a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has othergirlfriendsas well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have manymore children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Randy taught methat marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'lltrade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime,we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he suredeserves it!! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take careof myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know yourgrandchildren. Your loving daughter,Rosie.             At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling,her father turned the sheet, and read:   PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house.I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than myreport card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and callwhen it is safe for me to come home.I love you! </blockquote>

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