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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Tuffey" data-source="post: 247151" data-attributes="member: 2129">Dear Tech Support Team: > > Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. > > I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all > other programs and now monitors all other system activities. > > Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies > 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever > selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting > to run my favorite applications. > > I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall' > doesn't work on Wife 1.0. > > Please help! > > Thanks, > "A Troubled User" > > > REPLY: > > Dear Troubled User: > > This is a very common problem that people complain about. > > Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is > just a Utilities and Entertainment program. > > Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run > EVERYTHING!!! > > It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0. > > It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system > once installed. > > You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to > allow this. > > I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment. > > I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate > software augmentation. > > The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because > ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before    the > system will return to normal anyway. > > Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. > Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep > 3.0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use > these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the > program NagNag 9.5 . Once this happens, the only way to improve the > performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend > Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0 > > STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install > SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 > and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system. > > Best of luck, > Tech Support ...</blockquote>

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