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Message: <blockquote data-quote="imhotep" data-source="post: 28253019" data-attributes="member: 562115">“Lexophile" describes those that have a love for sentences such as, "You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish,"  and, "To write with a broken pencil is pointless."An annual competition is held by the 'New York Times' to see who can create the best original lexophile.  This year's submissions:  <ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I changed my iPod's name to Titanic.  It's syncing now.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">This girl today said she recognized me from the Vegetarians Club, but I'd swear I've never met herbivore.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I know a guy who's addicted to drinking brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I got some batteries that were given out free of charge.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A dentist and a manicurist married.  They fought tooth and nail.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A will is a dead giveaway.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off?  He's all right now.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine last week is now fully recovered.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">He had a photographic memory but it was never fully developed.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Acupuncture is a jab well done.  That's the point of it.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Did you hear about the crossed-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">When chemists die, they barium.  </li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.</li> </ul></blockquote>

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