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Message: <blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 2711745" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Life!!</span></strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">01. I get up at 6 a.m., no matter what time it is.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">02. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">03. One woman's hobby is another woman's hubby.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">04. The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of a new car.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">05. It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">06. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">07.I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">08 When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">09. Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">10. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher... and that is a good thing for any man.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">11.Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Therefore ...</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">12.Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence - A Life sentence!!</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">13.Marriage is when a man and woman become one, the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">14.Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">15.I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Blue">16.If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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