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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Sri_Sampath" data-source="post: 29801898" data-attributes="member: 264139">A true friend is like a penis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin of "BP"!<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself. Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fucked.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t39/1/16/2b55.png" alt="⭕" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />7.When a lady is pregnant,all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".But none of them come and touch the man's Penis and say "Well done!".Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only results matter.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t33/1/16/2705.png" alt="✅" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" />Now that I've educated you, go ahead and bump to educate someone else.<img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t80/1/16/1f64f.png" alt="🙏" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /><img src="https://static.xx.fbcdn.net/images/emoji.php/v9/t51/1/16/1f603.png" alt="😃" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></blockquote>

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