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Message: <blockquote data-quote="VictorBush" data-source="post: 5647336" data-attributes="member: 228219">[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A woman was shaking  out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind  blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What  a way to die."As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his  arms. While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?""No!" she shrieked, aghast.So, he dropped her. As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you  screw?" he asked."Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself. He dropped her, too. The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was  caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed  in panic."Slut!" he said, and dropped her.*************************************************[/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]There was this  construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a  hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call  his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear  a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand  him. First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning  "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.  Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and  dropped his pants and started to jerk off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started  yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."  The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."[/FONT]</blockquote>

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