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<blockquote data-quote="Mal Aiyya" data-source="post: 2902113" data-attributes="member: 81650"><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Lil Johnny ROCKS!!!</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong></strong></span></span></span></span><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">One day Lil Johny says to his father: I want to get married.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Johny: Yes, Grandma</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Johny: Why not? You married my mother </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">L.Johnny: But I asked first!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span> <span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?" </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Little Johnny: One dollar.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">_______________________________</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'">Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again." </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: navy"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mal Aiyya, post: 2902113, member: 81650"] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][B]Lil Johnny ROCKS!!! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] One day Lil Johny says to his father: I want to get married. Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind? Johny: Yes, Grandma Father: What? There is a problem now; you want to marry my Mother? Johny: Why not? You married my mother _______________________________ L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet? Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet? L.Johnny: But I asked first! _______________________________[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota." The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?" Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio." _______________________________[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] "Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked. "No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied. _______________________________[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] "Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?" _______________________________[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have? Little Johnny: One dollar. Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic. Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father _______________________________[/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=navy][FONT=Verdana] Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible." Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again." :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: [/FONT][/COLOR][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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