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Message: <blockquote data-quote="chamithal" data-source="post: 373941" data-attributes="member: 12499">ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romanceSmart man + dumb woman = affairDumb man + smart woman = marriageDumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy******** OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profitSmart boss + dumb employee = productionDumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime********SHOPPING MATHA man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.********GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICSA woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.********HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.********LONGEVITYMarried men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. ********PROPENSITY TO CHANGEA woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. ********DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument.Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ********HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. ********</blockquote>

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