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<blockquote data-quote="tariqfazlul" data-source="post: 2516848" data-attributes="member: 115041"><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Lady : </span></span><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Is this my train?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" />lease sit down sir, we serve everyone.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~ </span></span></span></a></span></p><p> <span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:No, I can't.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter:Then does it really matter?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Man: How old is your father?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Boy: As old as me.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Man : How can that be?</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Boy: He became a father only when I was born.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">~~~~~~~~~</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny.</span></span></span></a></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html" target="_blank"><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 10px">Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you </span></span></span></a><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">laughing?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #0D0D0D"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'">~~~~~~~</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tariqfazlul, post: 2516848, member: 115041"] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]Lady : [/SIZE][/FONT][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi. Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy. ~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, do you serve crabs? Waiter :Please sit down sir, we serve everyone. ~~~~~~ [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][/COLOR] [COLOR=#0D0D0D][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/jokes/some-light-jokes.html"][COLOR=#0D0D0D][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=2]Customer:Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter:Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer:No, I can't. Waiter:Then does it really matter? ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup. Waiter:Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers. ~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. Waiter:That' s all right sir, he won't drink much. ~~~~~~ Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg. Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard? ~~~~~~~ Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea up? Waiter :I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller. ~~~~~~~~ Man: How old is your father? Boy: As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy: He became a father only when I was born. ~~~~~~~~~ Customer:Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: Funny? But then why aren't you [/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR][/URL][SIZE=2][FONT=Tahoma]laughing? ~~~~~~~[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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