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<blockquote data-quote="meebo.ts" data-source="post: 1731306" data-attributes="member: 27412"><p><span style="color: navy">Nice one……</span> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Little Amdon was sitting in class doing math</span>problems when </p><p>his teacher picked him to answer a question. </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">"Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one,</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">with your gun how many would be left?"</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"None," </span></span></span>replied Amdon<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">, "cause the rest would fly away."</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">"but I like the way you are thinking." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p>Little Amdon says, "<span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">OK. Miss, I have a question for you now." </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone ,</span></span></span> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">and the third was sucking the cone, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">which one is married?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">"Well",</span></span></span> said the teacher nervously, </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red">"I guess the one sucking the cone?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"No",</span></span></span> said Little Amdon, </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="color: blue">but I like the way you are thinking." </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="meebo.ts, post: 1731306, member: 27412"] [COLOR=navy]Nice one……[/COLOR] [SIZE=4]Little Amdon was sitting in class doing math[/SIZE]problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"Amdon, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]with your gun how many would be left?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"None," [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE]replied Amdon[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue], "cause the rest would fly away."[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"Well the answer is four" said the teacher, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"but I like the way you are thinking." [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] Little Amdon says, "[SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]OK. Miss, I have a question for you now." [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone ,[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]and the third was sucking the cone, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]which one is married?"[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"Well",[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] said the teacher nervously, [SIZE=4][COLOR=red][COLOR=red]"I guess the one sucking the cone?" [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"No",[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] said Little Amdon, [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]"the one with the wedding ring on her finger, [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=4][COLOR=blue][COLOR=blue]but I like the way you are thinking." [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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